I'm the kid everyone laughs at.
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  • daveyoufool:

    So I saw this cute girl going down the street with an amazing ass. I was all “DAMN GIRL, YOU GOT AN AMAZING ASS.” She was like “thanks, there’s a sale across the block, I got him there.” Now I have a pet donkey too, he was five bucks and his name is Leopold. And he hates thunderstorms.

    (Source: dave-youfool, via whiskey-weather)

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